Old Fart Ribbon Card

In the game of life there’s first place, and then there’s worst place. Some people just can’t win, whether they’re spreading illness at work, spreading menace in the parking lot or just generally spreading bad vibes wherever they go.

Fortunately, we’ve created the perfect consolation prize for those folks who can’t get it together. Our Worst Place Ribbon Cards celebrate and honor the failures, frauds and general eff-ups among us. Plus, to ease the sting of the truth, we’ve designed them so they’re shiny, pretty and cute.

Give your friends a gentle ribbing with these golden ribbons.

Card is gold-foiled, envelope included.

Product information

Maker: Boldfaced

Material: Gold stamped satin - Gold foiled card

Measurements: 7.5 inches long x 2 inches wide